I was researching author photos, and came across a blog, which shall be nameless (and not related to me at all) where I found the writing style so avante-garde as to be unreadable. Occasionally, I am driven to post comments on other people’s blogs, and the comment I posted took the form of a silly ditty, which I’m publishing here for posterity:
Ditty #1
Freeing it may be
Bad words lots to write
But, lacking any goodwords
You’re only left with shite
Readers will tire
Of buyers you’ll have none
So, what’s the point of it all?
Best use your time for fun!
Back to the basic
Of writing rhyme and ditty
And after many hours (sic)
Your writing still is shitty.
